Funny Story
Back when my youngest son was 7, we were at my Aunt Fritzie’s house, probably swimming in her pool, and my son said something about his penis. My Aunt commented that, “it’s so great that you teach him to user real words, not euphemisms!” She concluded with: “Boy’s have a penis, girls have a hole!”
I wrote a paper with that title for a research project in anthropology. I got an A.